Intro
“Oh officer, now don’t you see,
That name on the card there—it ain’t me.
I’m just the user, not the owner, friend,
So ticket the ghost—I’ll drive on then.”

Verse 2
I love the perks, I love the pass,
Love every right that lets me pass,
But duties? No, those feel unfair,
I left those back at the DMV chair.

Verse 3
I’ll say “I do” when it suits my case,
Then say “not me” with a straight-faced grace,
I’ll swear I’m separate, distinct, and free—
While flashing ID that looks just like me.

Chorus

“Oh officer, now don’t you see,
That photo looks like me—but it ain’t me.
I pose for the part, I play the role,
But accountability? That’s not my soul.”


Bridge 
Now wait—don’t get me wrong, I mean no fight,
I just want rights without the bite.
I’ll claim the stage, I’ll take the pay,
But when the curtain falls—I’ll walk away.

Verse 4
The lawman sighs, he rubs his head,
“Son, you used it—enjoyed it—fed it—
You can’t wear the badge, deny the name,
And still expect to dodge the game.”

But I just grin and try once more,
Same old speech I used before:
“That legal fella? He’s not alive—
I just animate him when I drive.”

Final Chorus

“Oh officer, now don’t you see,
I consented fully—conditionally.
I’ll take the road, the card, the gain,
But send the fine to the State’s domain!”


Outro
So here’s to the man who wants it both ways,
All the benefits, none of the blame,
A user who swears he never agreed—
While living off the system he claims he don’t need.